Chris (tophergopher500) wrote in carletoncollege,

screw ya ya

Hi all,

Here in CANOE house we are trying to piece together the lyrics to the Carleton version of Stolaf's fight song. I realize that this topic has been discussed in this forum some years ago, in this post. However, that thread didn't produce very much in the way of verses, though someone acknowledged in the comments that at least four exist. We've compiled three verses--two complete and one questionably congruous--here at CANOE, and want MORE. Below is what we have gleaned so far, mostly thanks to the guys' cross-country team.

Any additional input is appreciated.¡Muchas gracias, amigos!

Type your cut contents here.
We come from St. Olaf, we wear fancy sweaters
We live on a hill to be closer to God
We DON'T smoke, we DON'T drink
(At least that's what they think)
But under the covers we screw ya ya ya!

Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya,
Screw ya ya ya!

My name is Yon Yonson, I come from Wisconsin
I'm big and I'm dumb and I can't spell my name
I don't know the rest of the words to this verse,
So let's cut to the chorus and screw ya ya ya!

... now for the two incomplete verses ...

Although I am blonder, my girlfriend is fonder
Of talking to Carls than grinding with me
Though not a fine dresser
He quickly impressed her
And then he undressed her, and screwed ya ya ya!

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